{"id":32,"date":"2009-02-03T00:33:50","date_gmt":"2009-02-03T04:33:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.trollserver.com\/?p=32"},"modified":"2009-04-30T09:40:06","modified_gmt":"2009-04-30T13:40:06","slug":"honeymoon-beverage-of-choice-9-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.trollserver.com\/?p=32","title":{"rendered":"Honeymoon &#8211; Beverage of Choice (9 of 10)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It should stand to reason that countless pirate songs can&#8217;t all be wrong when describing the islands. \u00a0They drink a lot of rum. \u00a0I had no idea how much in fact. \u00a0They have types and flavors of rum you have never heard of, half of which would make any self-respecting pirate blush a little. \u00a0If the idea of chocolate rum, orange rum, and even ginger rum aren&#8217;t out there enough for you, they also make drinks using these crazy rums by adding everything from fruit juice to actual fruit to cream and an unlimited number of other things. \u00a0If you don&#8217;t like rum, you should consider visiting some other part of the world that hasn&#8217;t yet made its way into pirate songs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It should stand to reason that countless pirate songs can&#8217;t all be wrong when describing the islands. \u00a0They drink a lot of rum. \u00a0I had no idea how much in fact. \u00a0They have types and flavors of rum you have never heard of, half of which would make any self-respecting pirate blush a little. \u00a0If the idea of chocolate rum,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-honeymoon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.trollserver.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.trollserver.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.trollserver.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.trollserver.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.trollserver.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blog.trollserver.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":65,"href":"https:\/\/blog.trollserver.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions\/65"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.trollserver.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.trollserver.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.trollserver.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}