It was bound to happen.\u00a0 It seems everytime I travel anywhere I end up sick in some way or other.\u00a0 I’m not sure why it happens, or how I got so lucky to have this pattern, but it does.\u00a0 Some may say, “Well you sat on a plane with 200 other people for over 6 hours.”, but that’s not it because I’ve gotten sick driving to Vermont in my own car too.\u00a0 Best of all, there is never any obvious cause of the illness.\u00a0 I’m just sick, that’s all, thanks for playing, and with any random collection of symptoms.<\/p>\n
In the tropics, my body’s choice was a day of mild fever (100.5F) followed by almost non-stop trips to the bathroom.\u00a0 The rest of this story is not for the squimish and you may want to go on to another post prior to getting to my brief but descriptive story of Liquishits\u2122.<\/p>\n
For lack of a more graceful way to describe what happened to me, I will say that I would sit down and make a noise something like someone pouring a bucket of water into a toilet.\u00a0 Gut wrenching pain and about 3 seconds of high-speed Liquishits\u2122 and it was time to clean up after what seemed like a war.\u00a0 If that wasn’t bad enough, there was a day where I would leave the now partially destroyed wreck of a bathroom only to return to the same freak show mere minutes later.\u00a0 I said many times during our stay “My kingdom for a solid poop.”, but it was not meant to be.\u00a0 The gut wrenching pain tapered off, the frequency of Liquishits\u2122 lessened to about once after each meal, and the consistancy got a little less liquidy, but the solidity was not restored until I got home.<\/p>\n
It wasn’t pretty, sorry you had to read that.\u00a0 There’s nothing to see here, move along.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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